Tuesday, 23 November 2010

Chicken Cutlets?

Backup dancers on a concert tour usually get to know the main performer/s very well. However, it wasn’t until the end of the tour that some  backup dancers discovered a secret about this A-List pop star. She wears rather large chicken cutlets all day, every day. They found out when she nonchalantly pulled them out of her trademark revealing stage outfit in front of a group of dancers and stagehands. Just casually pulled them out in full view of everyone, and then stood there talking to people with her breasts in her hands.


Katy Perry? She always has her boobs hanging out and I often wonder if they have had a boost, surgical or otherwise.







Her Panda Eyes Will Run...

Some actors just push it and push it with their off-screen antics. If you are Charlie Sheen – who is the lead on a successful sitcom that makes a lot of money – you can get away with it. But if you are an unpopular character on a television show that is past its prime, you are replaceable. This young actress has pushed her luck one too many times, and if she has a hard time landing new roles (which she might), she may wind up just having been a flash in the pan. Her character isn’t being killed off, or fired, or even written off. She’s just going to fade away via fewer lines and fewer episodes. The actress is upset about it, but we don’t even know who she can turn to, as she hasn’t made many friends in the industry. (BlindGossip)
As BG ran this along side a picture of a model wearing layers of black eyeshadow, I think this is Taylor Momsen. She is an absolute tit.





Blinds For Tuesday...

Two male, British celebrities hooked up at an AMA after party. No big deal really except for the fact that both are married to women. 


The only Brits there were Seal, Russell Brand, Gavin Rossdale and some bloke from Muse. 


I guess Rossdale and Muse bloke. 


Which blonde reality star is taking LibiGel, the female equivalent of Viagra, to stimulate her libido? After two kids and tons of work projects, she has little sex drive. Now she’s found a solution to keep herself and her husband happy, even though he doesn’t know.


The only blonde reality star I can think of with two kids is Tori Spelling. And you just know that there is a poor girl out there called Libby Gel. 


Which Hollywood hunk is always injured. He says it's from his active lifestyle, but really it's his love of S & M. 


Step forward Clooney perhaps? He's always falling off that bike of his. Hmmmm!!!

Harry Potter Fathers Love Child!!

Perhaps.


Someone sent this postcard to Post Secret:


It was me and it's Alan Rickman! Solved! Not really...


My money is on Jason Isaacs. Alan would never do this to me and the rest are all virgins. Ha.

But seriously, some trick is really missing the gold digger express here. As unlikely as this is Dan Rad, wouldn't you want a chunk of that Potter fortune?

Monday, 15 November 2010

Toothy Tile

There's a new Toothy Tile rumour courtesy of Ted Casablanca. Toothy has been seen around town with his new beard, but has been trying to pick up guys in an alleyway next to a notorious gay club in LA. The boy he picked decided he couldn't go though with it in a disgusting alley by the bins. That's the short version anyway...Ted's blinds really do GO ON!

The tale of Toothy Tile has been rumbling on for about 5 years now.

Most gossip sites allege that Toothy is Jakey G, so I'll have to go with that. I believe everything I read on the net!

Shock - TV Presenter Takes Drugs Stays Thin.

Which TV presenters recent erratic on-screen behaviour is less to do with the stress of the job and more to do with the fact that their usual dealer has gone AWOL, taking with them the finest grade c*caine money can buy, and they have had to revert to some proper Jif/Baby laxative shite? (BlindGossip)
In my experience, which recently has been vast, baby laxatives = prune puree, but I digress.
Allegedly this is a very thin, young British TV presenter. This makes me think that it could be Ale*a Chung. BUT I will also throw Cheryl Cole and Konnie Huq out there. Although Konnie Huq is just desperately try hard rather than coked up and Cheryl's monotone voice, personality etc, suggests it's not her either. However Cheryl's hair was erratic last night, so I'll say it's her hair that's been on the sherbet dip dabs.






Gary Oldman on X Factor...

Cheryl Cole rocking some Dracula shit...See exhibit A: