Monday, 15 November 2010

Drunk! Tuna! Vomit!

Everybody loves this actress with the famous name. That’s why we’re sorry to report that she has a really big problem. Although she has been through rehab, she thinks she is mature enough now to drink in moderation. Wrong. According to some folks on the set of her new film, she has been getting falling-down drunk every night for the past few weeks. One especially bizarre episode last week started out with her drinking and begging the bartender repeatedly for a tuna sandwich to share with her “baby”. Every few minutes, she would lean over the bar, slurring her words. “Do you know my baby, baby, baby? Do you have some tuna fish for my baby, baby?” Turns out that her “baby” is her dog. She got so drunk that she wound up on the floor of the hotel bar, a bucket between her knees as she vomited. Gross.
Aaaah sorry to guess that this could be everybody's favourite screwed up former child star, Drew Barrymore. Everybody loves Drew. And she is currently filming Everybody Loves Whales. And she bought a new puppy in August. Bad news Drew if this is you, only because of the former (current?) alcohol problems. 

Mind you, I have been in this position too many times to recall. Had I just filmed a movie I'd have thought this blind was about me. 




1 comment:

  1. I thought Drew was back to being a veggie/vegan recently? I know she has been getting drunk a bit though. I hope it's not her though, she is my favourite!

    P.S. Raaah the Captcha on this site is doing my head in!

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