Chicken Cutlets?

Backup dancers on a concert tour usually get to know the main performer/s very well. However, it wasn’t until the end of the tour that some  backup dancers discovered a secret about this A-List pop star. She wears rather large chicken cutlets all day, every day. They found out when she nonchalantly pulled them out of her trademark revealing stage outfit in front of a group of dancers and stagehands. Just casually pulled them out in full view of everyone, and then stood there talking to people with her breasts in her hands.


Katy Perry? She always has her boobs hanging out and I often wonder if they have had a boost, surgical or otherwise.

Her Panda Eyes Will Run...

Some actors just push it and push it with their off-screen antics. If you are Charlie Sheen – who is the lead on a successful sitcom that makes a lot of money – you can get away with it. But if you are an unpopular character on a television show that is past its prime, you are replaceable. This young actress has pushed her luck one too many times, and if she has a hard time landing new roles (which she might), she may wind up just having been a flash in the pan. Her character isn’t being killed off, or fired, or even written off. She’s just going to fade away via fewer lines and fewer episodes. The actress is upset about it, but we don’t even know who she can turn to, as she hasn’t made many friends in the industry. (BlindGossip)

As BG ran this along side a picture of a model wearing layers of black eyeshadow, I think this is Taylor Momsen. She is an absolute tit.

Blinds For Tuesday...

Two male, British celebrities hooked up at an AMA after party. No big deal really except for the fact that both are married to women. 


The only Brits there were Seal, Russell Brand, Gavin Rossdale and some bloke from Muse. 


I guess Rossdale and Muse bloke. 


Which blonde reality star is taking LibiGel, the female equivalent of Viagra, to stimulate her libido? After two kids and tons of work projects, she has little sex drive. Now she’s found a solution to keep herself and her husband happy, even though he doesn’t know.


The only blonde reality star I can think of with two kids is Tori Spelling. And you just know that there is a poor girl out there called Libby Gel. 


Which Hollywood hunk is always injured. He says it's from his active lifestyle, but really it's his love of S & M. 


Step forward Clooney perhaps? He's always falling off that bike of his. Hmmmm!!!

Harry Potter Fathers Love Child!!

Perhaps.


Someone sent this postcard to Post Secret:

It was me and it's Alan Rickman! Solved! Not really...


My money is on Jason Isaacs. Alan would never do this to me and the rest are all virgins. Ha.

But seriously, some trick is really missing the gold digger express here. As unlikely as this is Dan Rad, wouldn't you want a chunk of that Potter fortune?

Toothy Tile

There's a new Toothy Tile rumour courtesy of Ted Casablanca. Toothy has been seen around town with his new beard, but has been trying to pick up guys in an alleyway next to a notorious gay club in LA. The boy he picked decided he couldn't go though with it in a disgusting alley by the bins. That's the short version anyway...Ted's blinds really do GO ON!

The tale of Toothy Tile has been rumbling on for about 5 years now.

Most gossip sites allege that Toothy is Jakey G, so I'll have to go with that. I believe everything I read on the net!

Shock - TV Presenter Takes Drugs Stays Thin.

Which TV presenters recent erratic on-screen behaviour is less to do with the stress of the job and more to do with the fact that their usual dealer has gone AWOL, taking with them the finest grade c*caine money can buy, and they have had to revert to some proper Jif/Baby laxative shite? (BlindGossip)

In my experience, which recently has been vast, baby laxatives = prune puree, but I digress.

Allegedly this is a very thin, young British TV presenter. This makes me think that it could be Ale*a Chung. BUT I will also throw Cheryl Cole and Konnie Huq out there. Although Konnie Huq is just desperately try hard rather than coked up and Cheryl's monotone voice, personality etc, suggests it's not her either. However Cheryl's hair was erratic last night, so I'll say it's her hair that's been on the sherbet dip dabs.

Gary Oldman on X Factor...

Cheryl Cole rocking some Dracula shit...See exhibit A:

Drunk! Tuna! Vomit!

Everybody loves this actress with the famous name. That’s why we’re sorry to report that she has a really big problem. Although she has been through rehab, she thinks she is mature enough now to drink in moderation. Wrong. According to some folks on the set of her new film, she has been getting falling-down drunk every night for the past few weeks. One especially bizarre episode last week started out with her drinking and begging the bartender repeatedly for a tuna sandwich to share with her “baby”. Every few minutes, she would lean over the bar, slurring her words. “Do you know my baby, baby, baby? Do you have some tuna fish for my baby, baby?” Turns out that her “baby” is her dog. She got so drunk that she wound up on the floor of the hotel bar, a bucket between her knees as she vomited. Gross.

Aaaah sorry to guess that this could be everybody's favourite screwed up former child star, Drew Barrymore. Everybody loves Drew. And she is currently filming Everybody Loves Whales. And she bought a new puppy in August. Bad news Drew if this is you, only because of the former (current?) alcohol problems. 

Mind you, I have been in this position too many times to recall. Had I just filmed a movie I'd have thought this blind was about me. 

Starlet on the Skids...

This seemingly sweet and fresh-faced young actress who can also sing is heading the way other troubled stars. After allegedly getting pregnant by a much older man and having a hush-hush abortion, the poor starlet can’t get over the whole affair and has turned to hard partying and drugs to forget. (BuzzFoto)


Take your pick from the Disney stable...Selena Gomez? Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly?


But I'd like to throw it out there and guess Dakota Fanning? She sang in the Runaways movie and is known (professionally) for being quite sweet. Oh I don't know...


Someone guessed Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl but she is HARDLY fresh faced. 

Fangs For The Memory..

I don't know if you will ever get the first person in this blind, but he is a celebrity. He is a gay actor/singer/and bff of one of the biggest A list female singers in the world right now. Anyway, a few years ago our celebrity was involved in a relationship with this A list movie actor. Not just a fling, but a real relationship. Not living together, but it was still a relationship. Anyway, it ended a few years ago after our A list actor went from mainly (with one exception) obscure small roles to international stardom. Our celebrity says there was so much pressure on the relationship from so many different people and agents and managers it just could not survive. (CDAN)


I am guessing Markus Molinari (google him - fits with the blind as not many people would know to guess him) for the actor/singer who in turn is BFF with Katy Perry. And the actor? I am guessing R Pattz. He went from a small role in Harry Potter to international stardom in Twihard. Rumours abound and I am pretty sure that his relationship with Kristen Stewart is a load of PR baloney. 

And Finally a Nerd...

The B/A list star who started in television and now is a big film actor is a gigantic fan of anime and loves cosplay. (Kind of appropriate since he was in a super hero movie.) He is terribly embarrassed by it and doesn’t want anyone to know, but goes to one or two conventions every year and poses with fans wearing a mask. 


I think this is sweet. I guess Shia LaBeouf, Ryan Reynolds or Seth Rogan.


After all the scat and casting couches this piece of gossip is like a fluffy kitten in an anime costume. 

Sleazeball With a Sheen!

This B+ television actor from a hit cable show almost got fired despite the fact he is the biggest star on the show. The reason? He grabbed the breast of the wife of the creator of the show. Twice. He claimed both times he was drunk and slipped.

It has to be the biggest sleaze on TV, Mr. Sheen and I'm not talking about Martin. He's right back to his best at the moment, snorting coke off a strippers labia! So this is a mere nothing as indiscretions go.

Unlikely Couple of The Moment

This rumored couple-of-the-moment isn’t really a couple. They’re actually just spending time together and rehearsing for an upcoming film in which they’re going to be playing a couple. But they are both popular celebrities – and they do look make a good-looking pair – so their time together will make for some really great photo ops. And while there is nothing romantic going on, don’t expect them to let up on the photo ops. They both have projects coming out, she enjoys the publicity, and he won’t say no to anything that diverts from rumors about him being gay (even though he is looking for a new boyfriend right now).


Too easy as Jake Gylenhaal and Taylor Swift have been seen out and about recently. Apart from the fact that she is like 12 years old, she is also Tinseltowns resident beard after recently escorting Taylor Lautner to various events. I ain't saying nuthin!


'But Jake went out with Reece Ditherspoon' I hear you cry. And your point is?


Below is allegedly Jake's real ex Austin Nichols. 

Casting Couch

This former almost A list female television actress and now a struggling C+ movie actress has been trying to get some good roles again. Her plan? She has been sleeping with different agents, producers and directors on an almost nightly basis.

And Jennifer Aniston picks herself off the casting couch to take the walk of shame home... No seriously, it could be: Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Debra Messing, Sarah Michelle-Geller (ha!)....any guesses?

No pictures. I looked up 'casting couch' in Google images and went very pink. Coupled with Googling 'scat' in my last post my search history looks VERY suspect. 

I'm Back With a Sh*t Story!

Gossip may not sleep, but hell I need to with a 4 month old baby!


So, after a week or so off, I've returned with this gross rumour:


Which American stud, known for having lots of famous girlfriends, is not very popular with the cleaning staff of his favourite Las Vegas haunt? He regularly brings multiple ladies back to his suite to indulge in his secret scat fetish. Yes that's right - the sheets the next morning are all covered in sheeeeeeet!!! 


Another side to this guy is that he has persuaded many ex girlfriends to go through with abortions, including (supposedly) his famous trashy ex. 


I've always wondered how this bloke got any girlfriends anyway. He's nowt special. 


Clue: He's not that famous in the UK but huge in the US.