From Thigh to Boob!

Which ultra-ambitious TV-turned-film star blonde is at the forefront of plastic surgery innovation by trying a new method of fat transfer breast augmentation? As obvious implants are starting to be considered déclassé, so young actresses are looking at ways to conceal they've had them done. A New York surgeon offers a win-win - he goes to town on the fat from the thighs and then injects it up top to give a subtle makeover! (Popbitch).

Blake Lively has been looking a little pumped in the chest department recently. 

UK TV Star and his Super-Injunction

No, that's not a euphemism for something else.


A married UK TV star with a huge profile (again...no Carry On style pun intended), has won a gagging order against his ex-wife, preventing her publishing details of their life together. Particularly the fact that they were still sleeping together despite his new marriage. 


The courts have ordered his identity be protected but of course the Internet will dig this one up. 


So far a load of names are being thrown about, and my favourite guess so far is Eamonn 'So it is' Holmes. He is a legal action nut as he's already legally prevented John Culshaw from impersonating him on TV and no doubt he'll find my blog with 11 followers and sue me too. Up yours fatty Holmes! 


Other names suggested in net land: Piers Morgan, Andrew Lloyd Webber (naaa!) and Les Dennis (yes, someone suggested Les Dennis. HAHAHA). 

Tony Curtis Dies at 85

Tony Curtis has passed away at the age of 85 after suffering ill health for some time. His acting was debatable,with his thick NY accent in Spartacus, but he was undeniably one of the last great Hollywood stars (and first prize winner for the best quiff wig). And let's not forget The Persuaders. 


Apart from having affairs with pretty much every one of his co-stars (female and male) there isn't much scandal connected to Curtis as he wrote a very honest and funny memoir, American Prince where he dished his own dirt. The only rumour I have relates to daughter Jamie-Leigh Curtis and that allegedly she was born hermaphrodite. But that's ancient gossip that I think may be a bit of an urban legend. I believe it though! 

Come out, come out whoever you are!

This C list actress that is in a movie that just left the theaters is having trouble adjusting to her new-found fame. She’s always been a little socially awkward in the men department, and although people are linking her with her co-star, she’s secretly dating a woman she met online. The two have yet to meet up, and we hear the actress prefers it this way. So far their relationship is strictly online (Dlisted).


Michael K over at Dlisted (amazing, amazing gossip site!) thinks that this is either Kristen Stewart (again) or Juno star Ellen Page. Both have had films recently in the theatre, Kristen in The Runaways and Ellen in Inception. I'll guess Ellen as unfortunately Kristin is considered higher than a C-list after Twilight. 


However, I really want Ellen Page to come out. She's such a cool actress and the out and proud lesbians of Hollywood currently total four (Ellen Degeneres, Portia de Rossi, Kelly McGillis and Cynthia Nixon). Yes I know there's Jodie Foster but has she actually publicly come out? The only thing I know about her is that she's the only friend Mel Gibson has left after his allegedly girlfriend and baby punching antics, but that's another story...

Crossip

Crap Gossip number 2.


A heavily pregnant Spuggy from Byker Grove spotted shopping in John Lewis, Newcastle. 

The Secrets of Scientology

TONIGHT...BBC 1...PANORAMA...9pm.

Unfortunately I don't think we'll get a glimpse of Cruise, Travolta, Alley and er...that guy from My Name is Earl, BUT hopefully the reporter will lose it again like he did 3 years ago when he shouted down Tommy (no, not that Tommy Scientologist) Davis, head of the Scientology Celebrity Centre in LA.

You Tube it - it's a classic and you know that Tommy Davis is hoping for a bitch slap fight re-match.

Slurring Actor

Which huge Hollywood star is rumoured to have had a stroke? It was all hushed up but the poor fella's speech is affected and people think he's drunk. He's always had a fairly crooked charm and been quite private, so no one has asked too many questions. 

Allegedly Harrison Ford. Whom I love and when I was 5, was convinced I would marry in his Indiana Jones guise (well, him and Shakin' Stevens). I've wondered for a long time if something happened as his speech is definitely more slurred and he doesn't act a great deal anymore. In the last Indie film he seemed really, really old (mind you, if I'd been blown across a desert in a fridge I might look a bit wobbly on my feet). 


Even though he's about 100, I still would. And admit it, you would too. He's Deckard, Indie and Hans. That's everyone's fantasy, male and female, wrapped up in one miserable film star!