A married UK TV star with a huge profile (again...no Carry On style pun intended), has won a gagging order against his ex-wife, preventing her publishing details of their life together. Particularly the fact that they were still sleeping together despite his new marriage.
The courts have ordered his identity be protected but of course the Internet will dig this one up.
So far a load of names are being thrown about, and my favourite guess so far is Eamonn 'So it is' Holmes. He is a legal action nut as he's already legally prevented John Culshaw from impersonating him on TV and no doubt he'll find my blog with 11 followers and sue me too. Up yours fatty Holmes!
Other names suggested in net land: Piers Morgan, Andrew Lloyd Webber (naaa!) and Les Dennis (yes, someone suggested Les Dennis. HAHAHA).
Ugh... why is holmes even married? no way his ex wife would have sex with him after she was finally rid of him! naaahh it's got to be someone else!
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