Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Blind Leading The Blind

Now for the most fun part of any gossip blog...and just to give a heads up, if you read Ted Casablanca's the Awful Truth (Google), Toothy Tile is Jake Gylenhaal. It makes things a lot easier!


This actor who was an Academy Award nominee/winner has been married for quite some time. While on the set of a recent movie he started having an affair with this actress who was a Golden Globe nominee/winner. Nothing really that juicy about the affair except for the fact the couple never had sex. Nope. Turns out our actor just likes to have our actress spank him while he wears some of her clothes (via Dlisted and CDAN)


Please GOD be Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. And replace Cameron Diaz with David Beckham. I want Tom Cruise to be the answer to every single Blind Item I come across, but sadly the default answer these days is Ben Affleck or John Travolta. My guess would have been some dirty old bugger like Jack Nicholson but as he's not married I'll go for squeaky clean Tom Hanks. Absolutely NO evidence to back this up, but what an image! An educated guess could be Maggie Gylenhaal and Jeff Bridges (nooooooo!!!). 


Big dilemma over at a major magazine. They are the first to receive multiple photos of a very famous actor in compromising positions with other men. So why aren’t they racing every other magazine and tabloid to press? Several reasons. First of all, the pics weren’t taken by a member of the magazine’s staff, and the submitter wants to see more money before granting permission for publication. Second, the magazine has a reputation for taking the high road when it comes to salacious stories, and running one contrary to type would certainly fly in the face of tradition. It could also make other stars pause before granting interviews in the future. Finally, they know they would get sued. So now they are running the numbers. They need to figure out if the boost in sales and circulation – of what would likely be their best-selling issue in history – will offset the negatives. (via Dlisted and Blind Gossip)


YAWN! Long winded way of saying that John Travolta needs to come out already.


And teasers which I know the answer to...


1/ Which young actor made his name in Hollywood by being the bitch for this older, award winning actor?


2/ There's a rumour that a current pregnancy is fake, right down to the prosthetic bump and adoption papers waiting to be drawn up for when the real sprog arrives to it's non celebrity parents.


3/ This cool young actress was always very vocal in her disagreement with cosmetic surgery, except now that she's looking remarkably pulled and taut, she's gone very quiet on the subject.


























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