Sorry, normally I wouldn't bother posting ANYTHING that had to do with a former member of Hear'say, but Myleene 'get off my TV woman' Klass has offered up a little Blind Item. On to Myleene:
"About six months ago, a newly married Hollywood star asked me to sign some kind of sex contract with him. I just thought: "Mate, which planet are you from? " (Daily Mail)
Mate, which planet is this story on? Myleene Klass? Come on. The only Hollywood star I know that's obsessed with contracts is Tom Cruise, but as this is a laughable guess on so many levels, I'll skip right past him this time. His contracts are a whole other story...
Newly married spews up:
1/Orlando Bloom (naaaa!)
2/ Javier Bardem (I don't think he'd give two shits if anyone found out, so contracts would not be his style.)
3/ Marky Mark (he'll always be Marky to me.)
4/ Ryan Reynolds (you just know that Scarlett is a bitch to live with.)
5/ Harrison Ford. DEAR.. GOD.. NO.
My guess is...Marky Mark Wahlberg. Seems the type.
But what the heck does a sex contract contain? Come on Myleene, don't waste the only thing that's interesting about you by teasing us!
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