In Not Very Surprising News..

Lindsay Lohan (yuck - I'm sorry, but you can't write a gossip blog without an appearance) is due to be sent back to jail tomorrow after failing two drug tests after her last, short-lived, incarceration. Maybe this next stint in the slammer might actually sober her up!

If only she hadn't split up with Sam Ronson. There aren't many out and proud lesbians in Hollywood and they seemed like a cute couple. A cute couple most likely on crack, but cute all the same.

Lohan is blissfully in denial over her drug problems. But if you want to see what addiction looks like, just look at her in Mean Girls then compare and contrast to now. METH FACE!

Here is an artists impression of a before and after of LL (and to think I did an art degree):