You'll Never Spa In This Town Again

An author named Robert Randolph has claimed he has witnessed John Travolta enjoying the company of men in various LA spa's. Apparently there is a whole gay Hollywood spa culture and he's written a book about it,'You'll Never Spa In This Town Again'. My tabloid hero the National Enquirer have gotten their jaws wrapped around this one and they ain't letting go! 


I love the Enquirer. I love that they claim that this new rumour will cause Kelly Preston to go in to allegedly fake labour early with her allegedly fake baby. If this is true (and I believe EVERYTHING the Enquirer prints) then she knows. For gods sake she used to go out with Charlie Sheen and he shot her in the arm, so putting up with a bit of JT man love is really nothing. 


John Travolta is the least interesting Scientologist that I'd like to see outed. Which makes this book exciting - who else frequents the LA spas? (cough...tom....cough...cruise). And I bet the Scientology 'purification rundown' is just a fancy way of saying 'men only sauna'. 

"John Travolta’s gay cheating scandal has sparked a new uproar - and pals fear it may send his pregnant wife Kelly Preston into premature labor! The author of a new books about gay culture in Hollywood has made new allegations - among them, that John Travolta has had affairs with SIX MORE MEN.

With Kelly due to give birth in November, the turmoil has turned her into a bundle of nerves, sources say: “This must be hell for Kelly, especially in her condition,” says a family friend. “She’s trying to carry on with grace and make it to her due date. All Kelly wants is a healthy baby. I think this whole sordid mess is emotionally devastating to her. The last think Kelly needs is to go into premature labor over John’s supposed flings with other men.”

Ever since author Robert Randolph revealed that he witnessed Travolta regularly engaging in gay sex in LA steam rooms, Randolph says he’s been inundated with emails from other men who claim to have been sexually intimate with Travolta.

“I have no doubt that John Travolta is a sex addict. I’ve heard from many men who have either had gay sex with John or saw him having gay sex in health spas, steam rooms, locker rooms, you name it,” says Randolph. “I’ve gotten so many emails that I’m writing a second book titles ‘Tracking Travolta’ and I’ve got plenty of material.”

He says he believes that eventually as many as 50 men may come forward." (National Enquirer - print edition)