What a Dip Shit!

In Dip Shit news, David Arquette tries to win back Courtney Cox-Arquette's heart.

Take notes if your relationship is hanging by a thread, because here is a regular gent straight out of Jane frikkin Austin.


Arquette, so distraught at losing wifey called in to that well know agony uncle HOWARD STERN. He of the refined and respected relationship advice line the Howard Stern Show.


David dishes that he hasn't slept with Courtney for 4 months and that yeah, he probably did bone some waitress maybe once of twice and it made him feel LIKE A MAN. He then proclaimed that Courtney is emotionally very close to her Cougar Town co-star Mr. Blah blah meh. Then he really cranked it up a notch by saying that Courtney feels like a sad old hag next him and that bothers her greatly (or words to that effect). BTW: The waitress, Jasmine Waltz (who sounds like she should be a dancer from Strictly) is a regular star f*cker but she did smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth, so let's give her that. 


But don't worry gang - David feels that they will get back together.


Yeah and if I were Courtney I'd be filing those papers right now and ordering my awesome Divorce cake. 


Here is David with a plate of turds:

Season of D.I.V.O.R.C.E

Get singing some Tammy Wynette - it's divorce season in Hollywood.


A million blind items are answered as not only do Courtney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette seperate, but Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have announced they are to split after 5 years of marriage and a 2 year old son. 


Now the peachy perfect couple of Laura Dern and Ben Harper have announced divorce. Well, HE has announced divorce. Poor old Dern was reportedly happy as larry, with no inkling of trouble in paradise. Harper dropped those divorce papers in her lap only a few days ago, citing irreconcilable differences and Dern is said to be 'devastated'. I smell something shitty here. Everyone knows that you don't blind side divorce someone unless you have found yourself a new piece. And ding ding, there answers some more recent blind items. 


Good grief. Who is next? We all know that Stepford Katie Holmes is looking at these couples with sheer jealousy but her contract states she can't divorce Tommy Boy. Not for like 10 years! Damn! It's ok, Suri is hatching an escape plan in her mother ship. 


Looking on the bright side, they can all order the below, tasteful, divorce cake.

Cokey Kate?

No not THAT Kate. What would be shocking about that?


Never one to really do drugs, this A list movie actress has started doing a lot of coke with a new group of friends.


I'll guess Winslet. She's met a new man who is a model (and you know what these fashion types are like!) and she's got herself a whole new fun group of friends after being married to Mr. Serious Director. Bah - blinds like this are no fun. If I had a £1 for every 'actress who takes drugs' blind I'd be raking in as much as they do in the movies. 

Spoiled Little Cow

This daughter of a family with multiple famous names involved recently had a birthday party. Sweet and wholesome, right? Not really. The family asked a designer that the girl favored two types of donations: several custom dresses for the birthday girl to wear at the party, as well as personalized swag bag gifts for over 100 guests. The designer and staff started working overtime to produce several custom dresses and the swag. When the birthday girl entered the room where the designer had set up all of the dresses and other items, she threw a hissy fit, told the designer that she and her friends weren’t going to wear any of this ugly *, and walked out. The mother was mortified and apologized over and over again to the designer, but the damage was done. Oh, and the mother was drinking during this little episode. And we’re not talking milk.


A few names are being put forward for this. Really, is it that surprising? I've seen worse behavior on Sweet Sixteen.


However I guess Miley Cyrus or one of the Willis girls. Miley appeared in a Got Milk ad in the States which would tie in with this blind. You just know that Miley is going to be one spoiled moo. 

Scream If You Want a Divorce!

Which Hollywood couple have an understanding? She can sleep with her co-star and he can keep his own harem of girls. One half of this couple was/is a big TV star and the other a C - movie star with a family name.


I vote for (and in fact know) that allegedly this is Courtney Cox-Arquette and her simple in the head husband David Arquette. The couple recently announced that they are taking a break from each other after 11 years of marriage (that's like a ruby wedding anniversary in Hollywood). Maybe Courtney is sick of David's shirts and David is sick of humping on a bag of twigs?


And the co-star is some Z lister she works with on Cougar Town. Watched it? Nah, no one has.


It's a shame, but if you are going to insist on having affairs within marriage then the fact is you might just realise that the grass IS greener. Isn't that right Brad? Ashton? 

Good Morning Campers!

Which gay breakfast TV bloke pretends to be straight - even going so far as wearing a wedding ring - which wouldn't really be particularly newsworthy, except he's decided to start slagging off other celebs on Twitter for being in the closet. (Popbitch).

Bill Turnbull of BBC Breakfast has always set my gaydar off a beepin'. Off to search the web to see if he has a Twitter account.

ED's NOTE: Just had a wee look and yes he does have a Twitter but the more likely answer to this blind is BBC's Phil Lavelle, although I don't think he is particularly in the closet! Can't think of anyone else

Rent...

Whooooah. Just had to put the following blind up that I found in the dark recesses of the net. It made my jaw drop a little. 


Which short Hollywood action star was a rent boy way back when? He contracted syphilis, which he didn't treat and it made him act a little loopy over the years. Perhaps one of the reasons he hasn't had children conventionally.