In Dip Shit news, David Arquette tries to win back Courtney Cox-Arquette's heart.
Take notes if your relationship is hanging by a thread, because here is a regular gent straight out of Jane frikkin Austin.
Arquette, so distraught at losing wifey called in to that well know agony uncle HOWARD STERN. He of the refined and respected relationship advice line the Howard Stern Show.
David dishes that he hasn't slept with Courtney for 4 months and that yeah, he probably did bone some waitress maybe once of twice and it made him feel LIKE A MAN. He then proclaimed that Courtney is emotionally very close to her Cougar Town co-star Mr. Blah blah meh. Then he really cranked it up a notch by saying that Courtney feels like a sad old hag next him and that bothers her greatly (or words to that effect). BTW: The waitress, Jasmine Waltz (who sounds like she should be a dancer from Strictly) is a regular star f*cker but she did smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth, so let's give her that.
But don't worry gang - David feels that they will get back together.
Yeah and if I were Courtney I'd be filing those papers right now and ordering my awesome Divorce cake.
Here is David with a plate of turds:
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