I Must Choose Another Divorce Cake...

After many years together, this celebrity couple – where one is more famous than the other – is breaking up. You probably can’t tell just by looking at them as they are still seen together. They make a concerted effort to say nice, supportive things about each other, and physically touch each other in public for photographs (Even though, according to one of them, “Being anywhere near him/her makes my flesh crawl.”) Why the public show of togetherness? Well, it’s not for the sake of the children. It’s for the sake of the money. There is no pre-nuptial in place, and one is pushing the other hard for control of specific shared assets. Why would the other party agree? So that their soon-to-be-ex will stay quiet about some of the scandalous things that have gone on during the time they have been together. (Blind Gossip)


POSH & BECKS!!!! Or SJP and Matthew Broderick. They look like a couple that cannot stand each other. Both couples have had quite scandalous private lives with both males having affairs and neither couple have a pre-nup. 


Of course I would LOVE this to be Stepford Wife and Tommy Boy. Got another few years on the contract though....