After springing papers on Laura Dern, mother of his two children, Ben Harper's reasons for the surprise divorce were unclear. Now it's been revealed that he was simply 'bored'. Yeah, bored! He could've at least played some Wii, taken out the bins or something a little less drastic. Come on Ben there's always something to do. Or, crazy idea, come up with a better excuse than boredom.
Harper has decided that he wants to hit the road with his band and meet some chicks. Can't he just do this in secret like any other self respecting, womanizing musician?
Luckily I have found Laura Dern an even better divorce cake:
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