Don't Tell Xenu

An actress and actor couple – have been arguing a lot in the past week or so. She is only obligated to make public appearances with him approximately once per month for a “date night” plus once per month for a “family photo”, and is annoyed that he is asking more of her. Since she has agreed to attend a movie premiere with him, she is totally balking at attending an awards show together in the very near future (she is also determined not to be present at events where he is going to play the fool). By the way, if she looks healthier and happier lately, it’s because she is. She is not afraid of him anymore, she can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and she is determined to come out of this divorce on top.

Stepford Wife is rubbing her hands in glee at the thought of escaping her contract. She can see the light at the end of the tunnel because Suri has finished digging it.