A million blind items are answered as not only do Courtney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette seperate, but Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have announced they are to split after 5 years of marriage and a 2 year old son.
Now the peachy perfect couple of Laura Dern and Ben Harper have announced divorce. Well, HE has announced divorce. Poor old Dern was reportedly happy as larry, with no inkling of trouble in paradise. Harper dropped those divorce papers in her lap only a few days ago, citing irreconcilable differences and Dern is said to be 'devastated'. I smell something shitty here. Everyone knows that you don't blind side divorce someone unless you have found yourself a new piece. And ding ding, there answers some more recent blind items.
Good grief. Who is next? We all know that Stepford Katie Holmes is looking at these couples with sheer jealousy but her contract states she can't divorce Tommy Boy. Not for like 10 years! Damn! It's ok, Suri is hatching an escape plan in her mother ship.
Looking on the bright side, they can all order the below, tasteful, divorce cake.
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