From Thigh to Boob!

Which ultra-ambitious TV-turned-film star blonde is at the forefront of plastic surgery innovation by trying a new method of fat transfer breast augmentation? As obvious implants are starting to be considered déclassé, so young actresses are looking at ways to conceal they've had them done. A New York surgeon offers a win-win - he goes to town on the fat from the thighs and then injects it up top to give a subtle makeover! (Popbitch).

Blake Lively has been looking a little pumped in the chest department recently. 

UK TV Star and his Super-Injunction

No, that's not a euphemism for something else.


A married UK TV star with a huge profile (again...no Carry On style pun intended), has won a gagging order against his ex-wife, preventing her publishing details of their life together. Particularly the fact that they were still sleeping together despite his new marriage. 


The courts have ordered his identity be protected but of course the Internet will dig this one up. 


So far a load of names are being thrown about, and my favourite guess so far is Eamonn 'So it is' Holmes. He is a legal action nut as he's already legally prevented John Culshaw from impersonating him on TV and no doubt he'll find my blog with 11 followers and sue me too. Up yours fatty Holmes! 


Other names suggested in net land: Piers Morgan, Andrew Lloyd Webber (naaa!) and Les Dennis (yes, someone suggested Les Dennis. HAHAHA). 

Tony Curtis Dies at 85

Tony Curtis has passed away at the age of 85 after suffering ill health for some time. His acting was debatable,with his thick NY accent in Spartacus, but he was undeniably one of the last great Hollywood stars (and first prize winner for the best quiff wig). And let's not forget The Persuaders. 


Apart from having affairs with pretty much every one of his co-stars (female and male) there isn't much scandal connected to Curtis as he wrote a very honest and funny memoir, American Prince where he dished his own dirt. The only rumour I have relates to daughter Jamie-Leigh Curtis and that allegedly she was born hermaphrodite. But that's ancient gossip that I think may be a bit of an urban legend. I believe it though! 

Come out, come out whoever you are!

This C list actress that is in a movie that just left the theaters is having trouble adjusting to her new-found fame. She’s always been a little socially awkward in the men department, and although people are linking her with her co-star, she’s secretly dating a woman she met online. The two have yet to meet up, and we hear the actress prefers it this way. So far their relationship is strictly online (Dlisted).


Michael K over at Dlisted (amazing, amazing gossip site!) thinks that this is either Kristen Stewart (again) or Juno star Ellen Page. Both have had films recently in the theatre, Kristen in The Runaways and Ellen in Inception. I'll guess Ellen as unfortunately Kristin is considered higher than a C-list after Twilight. 


However, I really want Ellen Page to come out. She's such a cool actress and the out and proud lesbians of Hollywood currently total four (Ellen Degeneres, Portia de Rossi, Kelly McGillis and Cynthia Nixon). Yes I know there's Jodie Foster but has she actually publicly come out? The only thing I know about her is that she's the only friend Mel Gibson has left after his allegedly girlfriend and baby punching antics, but that's another story...

Crossip

Crap Gossip number 2.


A heavily pregnant Spuggy from Byker Grove spotted shopping in John Lewis, Newcastle. 

The Secrets of Scientology

TONIGHT...BBC 1...PANORAMA...9pm.

Unfortunately I don't think we'll get a glimpse of Cruise, Travolta, Alley and er...that guy from My Name is Earl, BUT hopefully the reporter will lose it again like he did 3 years ago when he shouted down Tommy (no, not that Tommy Scientologist) Davis, head of the Scientology Celebrity Centre in LA.

You Tube it - it's a classic and you know that Tommy Davis is hoping for a bitch slap fight re-match.

Slurring Actor

Which huge Hollywood star is rumoured to have had a stroke? It was all hushed up but the poor fella's speech is affected and people think he's drunk. He's always had a fairly crooked charm and been quite private, so no one has asked too many questions. 

Allegedly Harrison Ford. Whom I love and when I was 5, was convinced I would marry in his Indiana Jones guise (well, him and Shakin' Stevens). I've wondered for a long time if something happened as his speech is definitely more slurred and he doesn't act a great deal anymore. In the last Indie film he seemed really, really old (mind you, if I'd been blown across a desert in a fridge I might look a bit wobbly on my feet). 


Even though he's about 100, I still would. And admit it, you would too. He's Deckard, Indie and Hans. That's everyone's fantasy, male and female, wrapped up in one miserable film star! 

SEX CONTRACT

That got your attention.


Sorry, normally I wouldn't bother posting ANYTHING that had to do with a former member of Hear'say, but Myleene 'get off my TV woman' Klass has offered up a little Blind Item. On to Myleene:


"About six months ago, a newly married Hollywood star asked me to sign some kind of sex contract with him. I just thought: "Mate, which planet are you from? " (Daily Mail)

Mate, which planet is this story on? Myleene Klass? Come on. The only Hollywood star I know that's obsessed with contracts is Tom Cruise, but as this is a laughable guess on so many levels, I'll skip right past him this time. His contracts are a whole other story...


Newly married spews up:


1/Orlando Bloom (naaaa!)


2/ Javier Bardem (I don't think he'd give two shits if anyone found out, so contracts would not be his style.)


3/ Marky Mark (he'll always be Marky to me.)


4/ Ryan Reynolds (you just know that Scarlett is a bitch to live with.)


5/ Harrison Ford. DEAR.. GOD.. NO. 


My guess is...Marky Mark Wahlberg. Seems the type. 


But what the heck does a sex contract contain? Come on Myleene, don't waste the only thing that's interesting about you by teasing us!

Golden Era Gossip

These blinds are from the golden era of Hollywood when Louella and Hedda controlled the gossip rags and Cary Grant lived as a 'bachelor' with his '100% just a friend, honest' partner Randolph Scott. These blinds are a little safer as most of those featured are usually long gone. The default guess for all these golden gossip's is usually Errol Flynn. That guy knew how to live it up! 

What we have here is an actress who was definitely considered A list at the height of her fame. Academy Award nominated and in one of the most popular films of all time. Has a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Married to a director who, although, not as big as his actress wife, still happened to direct one of the most famous films of all time. Our director had been previously married and had children from that marriage. One of those children was a son. Well things happen as they say and the step mom actress and her step son just could not control what happened and eventually wound up in bed together. One day, the dad/husband/director came home to find his son and his wife having, umm relations. Well it turns out that the wife during the course of this marriage had children both from her director husband and also from her stepson.


YUCK!!! That is some Bouquet of Barbed Wire shit. After some Internet digging this has been revealed as Gloria Grahame, aka Violet from It's A Wonderful Life. 


This A++ movie actor was nominated for an Oscar but did not win. Everyone knows his name and the name of his partner. It turns out though that this actor also had a thing for little boys.


Because 'partner' is a clue, I don't think they mean wife. I think this is a professional partner. It sort of hurts my brain a little bit, but I will guess Fred Astaire. As far as I know he only got a 'special' Oscar. Other guesses: Bing Crosby and Jerry Lewis, both in famous partnerships but I think Bing might have actually won an Oscar. Any ideas?


This Academy Award winning actor was always portrayed as Mr. Tough Guy. Later in life he managed to irritate a great number of people by some things he said and did. Earlier in life he probably made some other people upset with his fondness for sleeping with underage boys and girls. Often at the same time.


CHARLTON 'from my cold dead hands' HESTON! He was my immediate thought as he did irritate people immensely with his opinions on gun ownership in later years.

Lindsay on Heroin?

So says the News Of The World. And they have photographs. Sort of...If you squint a bit you might be able to make out the needle heading for LL's arm. When I read this I yawned a little bit. Like we didn't know?


http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/995843/Lindsay-Lohan-drugs-heroin-syringe-pictures.html


However, what is far more juicy is the 'passionate kiss' with grim Paris Hilton. This is juicy because years ago I heard a rumour that before Sam Ronson, LiLo had an affair with Paris. Except that Paris was just toying with Lindsay and it all ended in tears and the infamous 'fire crotch' insults from Paris's pal Brandon Davis. Allegedly, Lindsay fell head over heels for Paris but Paris prefers the boys. Well I think she does. She looked decidedly bored in her infamous 'sex tape'.

And In Snooze News..

Lindsay Lohan is out of jail again with another SCRAM bracelet attached to her ankle, because that worked so well last time. This time she served a total of 15 hours. 15 hours! I've watched Quantum Leap box sets in 15 hours.

I hate to be a doom merchant but if anyone was running odds on who was the next celebrity to kick the bucket I'd have to put 20 quid on Lohan. And this girl has more mug shots than Mel Gibson and Robert Downey Jnr combined!

You'll Never Spa In This Town Again

An author named Robert Randolph has claimed he has witnessed John Travolta enjoying the company of men in various LA spa's. Apparently there is a whole gay Hollywood spa culture and he's written a book about it,'You'll Never Spa In This Town Again'. My tabloid hero the National Enquirer have gotten their jaws wrapped around this one and they ain't letting go! 


I love the Enquirer. I love that they claim that this new rumour will cause Kelly Preston to go in to allegedly fake labour early with her allegedly fake baby. If this is true (and I believe EVERYTHING the Enquirer prints) then she knows. For gods sake she used to go out with Charlie Sheen and he shot her in the arm, so putting up with a bit of JT man love is really nothing. 


John Travolta is the least interesting Scientologist that I'd like to see outed. Which makes this book exciting - who else frequents the LA spas? (cough...tom....cough...cruise). And I bet the Scientology 'purification rundown' is just a fancy way of saying 'men only sauna'. 

"John Travolta’s gay cheating scandal has sparked a new uproar - and pals fear it may send his pregnant wife Kelly Preston into premature labor! The author of a new books about gay culture in Hollywood has made new allegations - among them, that John Travolta has had affairs with SIX MORE MEN.

With Kelly due to give birth in November, the turmoil has turned her into a bundle of nerves, sources say: “This must be hell for Kelly, especially in her condition,” says a family friend. “She’s trying to carry on with grace and make it to her due date. All Kelly wants is a healthy baby. I think this whole sordid mess is emotionally devastating to her. The last think Kelly needs is to go into premature labor over John’s supposed flings with other men.”

Ever since author Robert Randolph revealed that he witnessed Travolta regularly engaging in gay sex in LA steam rooms, Randolph says he’s been inundated with emails from other men who claim to have been sexually intimate with Travolta.

“I have no doubt that John Travolta is a sex addict. I’ve heard from many men who have either had gay sex with John or saw him having gay sex in health spas, steam rooms, locker rooms, you name it,” says Randolph. “I’ve gotten so many emails that I’m writing a second book titles ‘Tracking Travolta’ and I’ve got plenty of material.”

He says he believes that eventually as many as 50 men may come forward." (National Enquirer - print edition)

Supermodel Needs a Little Help

Which supermodel needed a body double for close ups on her stomach and thighs. They used a 14 year old model instead. 


I guess GISELE...please be Gisele the breast feeding Nazi, who thinks that all bottle feeders should be locked up and the key thrown away. She's just had a baby so perhaps, heaven forfend, she has stretch marks and cellulite like NORMAL people. Something about the using of a 14 year olds stomach and thighs makes me feel queasy...the fashion world is really rather creepy. 

One For The Twihards

We’re not even sure why the magazines keep pushing it, but this couple who are said to be romantically involved, are actually [anything] but. Sure, they’re having fun playing with the press, but it’s mostly because they are told it would be a good marketing strategy for their career. Everyone around them knows however, that they are just good friends, not lovers. One in all the media buzz is actually rumored to swing the other way. (ONTD)


Allegedly Rob Pattinson and Kristin Stewart. And I go for Kristin being a lesbian, although I'm not sure Rob Pattinson would know what to do with a woman. He always comes across as a slightly snivelling school boy in interviews. If he ever saw real boobies I think he'd just giggle and point. Kristin however....!

Surely not? A Hollywood couple obsessed with image!

This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to (ONTD).


Allegedly Brad and Angelina. Can't be Tom Kat if the male ended up in bed with another woman. If these two split up Jennifer Aniston will be pissing herself laughing and texting Brad a million 'I told you so' messages. Good to see the child army still marches on as Shiloh is my celebrity baby hero. Suri Schmuri. It's all about Shiloh!

Burton Likes Boobies

1/ Which dark and distinctive film director is an unlikely regular at Stringfellow's? (Popbitch)

I didn't realise that Peter Stringfellow is now employing Winona Ryder look-a-likes to cavort in black and white striped bikini's! 

My own little Blinds:

2/ I attended a showbiz bash a few years ago and this particular bachelor boy was surrounded by his own harem of fawning, bitchy queens. He was rude and dismissive to all the women at the party. He'll never be honest about his sexuality and no papers will ever expose him, despite all the stories just waiting to be published.

3/ Which closeted (as far as I know) UK TV star prefers not to practice safe sex with strangers? Tut tut.

Gosh - where to start....Naughty boy though. 

3 Blind Mice

1/ Some catty behavior behind the scenes of a recent awards show. Rude Girl and Bad Girl and Cold Girl spent their time backstage mocking another performer behind her padded backside. Rather ironic considering that all three have had their own extreme (and sometimes unflattering) looks in the past. (Blind Gossip)

My guess is that Rude Girl is Rhianna, (fake) Bad Girl probably Kei$ha and my absolutely least favourite, airhead Katy Perry for Cold Girl. And they are mocking Lady GaGa. Jealous ladies? 

2/ Guy 1 and Guy 2 were caught full-on making out at an LA club last week. Normally, two gay guys kissing wouldn’t create that much of a fuss. However, Guy 1, a TV actor who has played a gay character in the past, isn’t out. And Guy 2, who is out, has been regularly dating Guy 3, a closeted actor from a popular tween franchise who enjoys his fries Animal Style. Isn’t love grand? (BlindGossip)

Your guess is as good as mine but Guy 3 is definitely Taylor Lautner - sorry Twihards! And I'd like to chuck Zachary Quinto for Guy 2 into the mix, just for the mental image!

3/ They’re married. They’re famous. And they’ve got some big problems. He’s into p*rn so much so that he is seeking counseling, while she’s skipped the pill on purpose so she would end up pregnant  again, against his wishes. He’s angry they’re bringing a child into the world while their own lives are in such turmoil and she’s trying to stay willfully ignorant by keeping herself busy with the pregnancy and baby to come. (BlindGossip)

Oooh juicy. The only famous, newlywed and pregnant couple I can think of is Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz. BUT I think this is either Matt Damon or Ben Affleck. My money is on Ben and Jen. However if the Beckhams announce a pregnancy I will laugh my socks off!

In Not Very Surprising News..

Lindsay Lohan (yuck - I'm sorry, but you can't write a gossip blog without an appearance) is due to be sent back to jail tomorrow after failing two drug tests after her last, short-lived, incarceration. Maybe this next stint in the slammer might actually sober her up!

If only she hadn't split up with Sam Ronson. There aren't many out and proud lesbians in Hollywood and they seemed like a cute couple. A cute couple most likely on crack, but cute all the same.

Lohan is blissfully in denial over her drug problems. But if you want to see what addiction looks like, just look at her in Mean Girls then compare and contrast to now. METH FACE!

Here is an artists impression of a before and after of LL (and to think I did an art degree):

Some answers...

...to previous teasers. You didn't guess but I'll throw these out there anyway.

1/ Which young actor made his name in Hollywood by being the bitch for this older, award winning actor?

Supposedly Colin Farrel and fake dog walker Kevin Spacey! Well done Josie.

2/ There's a rumour that a current pregnancy is fake, right down to the prosthetic bump and adoption papers waiting to be drawn up for when the real sprog arrives to it's non celebrity parents.

Kelly Preston. When would she get pregnant by Travolta? He's always in LA Saunas right?

3/ This cool young actress was always very vocal in her disagreement with cosmetic surgery, except now that she's looking remarkably pulled and taut, she's gone very quiet on the subject.

Sadly Maggie Gylenhaal

Blind Leading The Blind

I know the answer to these but do you?


1/ Which 1980s pop star pretended not to see a legendary musician in a restaurant recently, before both of their gigs at T In The Park? When confronted the pop star admitted that he had been high on Mdma. Not very professional ahead of a huge gig right? And really...Mdma at his age? Eyebrows were raised all round.


2/ Over to Hollywood. At a recent filming of a TV show, the host made a joke of his next guests husband's height. It was pretty cruel and the production crew fell quiet as they glanced at the guest back stage. She laughed louder than anyone else. You see, she thinks her husband is a joke as well and she's plotting her escape.


3/ Which actress is a heroin addict? She is very controlled in her use and is in cahoots with her doctor. It keeps her thin as a pin! What a price to pay. Mind you, I wasn't surprised by the answer to this one. 


And one to share...


This Hollywood couple seem to have it all. But the male half still can't keep it in his pants. The female half of the couple knows all about these affairs, and to stop her filing for divorce, he has agreed to wear a tracking device so that she can keep an eye on him at all times. Of course this regularly gets left with an assistant!


There's a ton of stories bubbling away about Brad Pitt. Like the time that Angelina caught him doing a Jude Law with the nanny. But as they aren't married I'll go for the default guess of many a recent Blind - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Everyone KNOWS the Blake Lively rumours. As Affleck has aspirations to be a politician, it would pay to stay married. 

Crap Gossip (1)

My local mole has some well crap gossip. Or Crossip.

Brian Eno was spied going in to 'Prowler' on St. James's Street in Brighton.

Jimmy Somerville was spotted buying sausages. And he is really as tiny as his voice suggests.

Rula Lenska shops at Lidl.

End of Crossip bulletin. If you have any, let me know!

Blind Leading The Blind

This A list singer who is known for the attractive women he is always seen with and wants to be seen with spent the entire time at the show he was at, collecting numbers of guys. Barely spoke to the woman he brought. It seems our singer only goes for guys in glasses. (via Blinditemsexposed)


Please god be Tom Cruise - kidding. Even I can't stretch this one to him. Hmmm. This was at Fashion Week so I'm guessing Kanye. He was front row but is he seriously an A list? 


Which footballer is having more marital woes and this time it's serious?


Which footballer IS NOT having marital woes would be a more pertinent question. But as People magazine have some dirty hound on the front cover dishing on Beckham, I'll say him. I thought he had some class and here he is picking up a trick that looks like Tiger Woods wouldn't even hit it. I thought he preferred Tommy Boy anyhow...


Which UK singer's long term relationship is a supposed sham? And really, you wouldn't be surprised if this guy liked other guys.


Too easy. And I'm not saying...I think his long term relationship is like Will & Grace's was in TV land. 


Gossip never sleeps, but I do. Goodnight!

National Treasure Watch

Aaah, Stephen Fry. National Treasure and Tweeting maniac. 


It has come to our attention that 52 year old Mr. Fry has a hot little twink boyfriend in tow, actor Steven Webb. The Daily Mail called it 'Stephen Fry's Quite Interesting love life' (fnar fnar). I call it a midlife crisis. However, who can blame him as he's managed to pull a 25 year old, even if he does look like rent. Some bright spark was quoted as saying, "They seem very happy together. Stephen is much taller and towers over Stevie". To be fair, at 6ft 4.5 inches Stephen Fry towers over most people. 


Fry split with his long term partner Daniel Cohen some time ago and apparently they were more like brothers than lovers. Awww.


I have it from good sources that Stephen Fry is nothing but an absolute darling and therefore I declare this National Treasure Watch. Can you imagine if this boy breaks Fry's heart? The mobs would have him strung up in the tower and yes, I'd be leading them brandishing my well thumbed copy of Moab Is My Washpot, sobbing on Fry's behalf like a professional mourner.

Blind Leading The Blind

Now for the most fun part of any gossip blog...and just to give a heads up, if you read Ted Casablanca's the Awful Truth (Google), Toothy Tile is Jake Gylenhaal. It makes things a lot easier!


This actor who was an Academy Award nominee/winner has been married for quite some time. While on the set of a recent movie he started having an affair with this actress who was a Golden Globe nominee/winner. Nothing really that juicy about the affair except for the fact the couple never had sex. Nope. Turns out our actor just likes to have our actress spank him while he wears some of her clothes (via Dlisted and CDAN)


Please GOD be Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. And replace Cameron Diaz with David Beckham. I want Tom Cruise to be the answer to every single Blind Item I come across, but sadly the default answer these days is Ben Affleck or John Travolta. My guess would have been some dirty old bugger like Jack Nicholson but as he's not married I'll go for squeaky clean Tom Hanks. Absolutely NO evidence to back this up, but what an image! An educated guess could be Maggie Gylenhaal and Jeff Bridges (nooooooo!!!). 


Big dilemma over at a major magazine. They are the first to receive multiple photos of a very famous actor in compromising positions with other men. So why aren’t they racing every other magazine and tabloid to press? Several reasons. First of all, the pics weren’t taken by a member of the magazine’s staff, and the submitter wants to see more money before granting permission for publication. Second, the magazine has a reputation for taking the high road when it comes to salacious stories, and running one contrary to type would certainly fly in the face of tradition. It could also make other stars pause before granting interviews in the future. Finally, they know they would get sued. So now they are running the numbers. They need to figure out if the boost in sales and circulation – of what would likely be their best-selling issue in history – will offset the negatives. (via Dlisted and Blind Gossip)


YAWN! Long winded way of saying that John Travolta needs to come out already.


And teasers which I know the answer to...


1/ Which young actor made his name in Hollywood by being the bitch for this older, award winning actor?


2/ There's a rumour that a current pregnancy is fake, right down to the prosthetic bump and adoption papers waiting to be drawn up for when the real sprog arrives to it's non celebrity parents.


3/ This cool young actress was always very vocal in her disagreement with cosmetic surgery, except now that she's looking remarkably pulled and taut, she's gone very quiet on the subject.

Happy Belated Birthday to Bill 'Mother F*cking' Murray

It was Bill 'Mother F*cking' Murray's 60th birthday yesterday and I cannot believe I have let this slide! I should have been playing endless re-runs of 'What About Bob?' and lighting a candle at my Phil Connors shrine (this is almost true). I love Bill Murray, I even bought his book, A Cinderella Story, only to suffer endless anecdotes about golf. I don't do that for just anyone. 

It was only a short time ago that Bill was driving a golf cart (naturally) like a lunatic while pissed out of his head in Sweden. Then he was brawling in the street with members of the public and jumping across tables to attack photographers. Court papers from his divorce battle with second wife Jennifer Butler allege (I will say that a lot - I really don't have the money!) that he is a massive stoner, serial cheater and emotionally abusive. At first it was like hearing that Morgan Freeman was sleeping with his (step) Granddaughter. You want to scrub your ears out with carbolic soap and watch endless videos of fluffy kittens. But you know what, Bill Murray could behave like a bigger prick than Mel Gibson and everyone would still love him. And you'd be disappointed if he wasn't a stoner - have you seen Caddyshack?


In the meantime, check out this excerpt from Coffee and Cigarettes. If Bill Murray smokes it must be cool. 


 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6EZkIaJcCI&feature=related

All hail Bill and here's hoping you bring a little more crazy to 2010! 

Welcome...

..to Louella Lives!

I'm on maternity leave and up to my eyeballs in nappies and bottles, so while the kiddie sleeps (which is rarely) I gather the gossip, salacious rumours and general nonsense that my friends can't be bothered to find themselves, and post them on here. It's better than me hijacking my friends Facebook pages with reams of Blind Items.

Yeah, I'm not sold on the name either, but you try thinking of a blog ID that's never been used before. Louella is in tribute to the Queen Bee (atch) of 1950s Hollywood tabloids, Louella Parson's, archly portrayed by Liz Taylor in Malice in Wonderland (yes - that blog title has been TAKEN!).

Now on to the juicy, delicious gossip....and please, no photos!