Chicken Cutlets?

Backup dancers on a concert tour usually get to know the main performer/s very well. However, it wasn’t until the end of the tour that some  backup dancers discovered a secret about this A-List pop star. She wears rather large chicken cutlets all day, every day. They found out when she nonchalantly pulled them out of her trademark revealing stage outfit in front of a group of dancers and stagehands. Just casually pulled them out in full view of everyone, and then stood there talking to people with her breasts in her hands.


Katy Perry? She always has her boobs hanging out and I often wonder if they have had a boost, surgical or otherwise.

Her Panda Eyes Will Run...

Some actors just push it and push it with their off-screen antics. If you are Charlie Sheen – who is the lead on a successful sitcom that makes a lot of money – you can get away with it. But if you are an unpopular character on a television show that is past its prime, you are replaceable. This young actress has pushed her luck one too many times, and if she has a hard time landing new roles (which she might), she may wind up just having been a flash in the pan. Her character isn’t being killed off, or fired, or even written off. She’s just going to fade away via fewer lines and fewer episodes. The actress is upset about it, but we don’t even know who she can turn to, as she hasn’t made many friends in the industry. (BlindGossip)

As BG ran this along side a picture of a model wearing layers of black eyeshadow, I think this is Taylor Momsen. She is an absolute tit.

Blinds For Tuesday...

Two male, British celebrities hooked up at an AMA after party. No big deal really except for the fact that both are married to women. 


The only Brits there were Seal, Russell Brand, Gavin Rossdale and some bloke from Muse. 


I guess Rossdale and Muse bloke. 


Which blonde reality star is taking LibiGel, the female equivalent of Viagra, to stimulate her libido? After two kids and tons of work projects, she has little sex drive. Now she’s found a solution to keep herself and her husband happy, even though he doesn’t know.


The only blonde reality star I can think of with two kids is Tori Spelling. And you just know that there is a poor girl out there called Libby Gel. 


Which Hollywood hunk is always injured. He says it's from his active lifestyle, but really it's his love of S & M. 


Step forward Clooney perhaps? He's always falling off that bike of his. Hmmmm!!!

Harry Potter Fathers Love Child!!

Perhaps.


Someone sent this postcard to Post Secret:

It was me and it's Alan Rickman! Solved! Not really...


My money is on Jason Isaacs. Alan would never do this to me and the rest are all virgins. Ha.

But seriously, some trick is really missing the gold digger express here. As unlikely as this is Dan Rad, wouldn't you want a chunk of that Potter fortune?

Toothy Tile

There's a new Toothy Tile rumour courtesy of Ted Casablanca. Toothy has been seen around town with his new beard, but has been trying to pick up guys in an alleyway next to a notorious gay club in LA. The boy he picked decided he couldn't go though with it in a disgusting alley by the bins. That's the short version anyway...Ted's blinds really do GO ON!

The tale of Toothy Tile has been rumbling on for about 5 years now.

Most gossip sites allege that Toothy is Jakey G, so I'll have to go with that. I believe everything I read on the net!

Shock - TV Presenter Takes Drugs Stays Thin.

Which TV presenters recent erratic on-screen behaviour is less to do with the stress of the job and more to do with the fact that their usual dealer has gone AWOL, taking with them the finest grade c*caine money can buy, and they have had to revert to some proper Jif/Baby laxative shite? (BlindGossip)

In my experience, which recently has been vast, baby laxatives = prune puree, but I digress.

Allegedly this is a very thin, young British TV presenter. This makes me think that it could be Ale*a Chung. BUT I will also throw Cheryl Cole and Konnie Huq out there. Although Konnie Huq is just desperately try hard rather than coked up and Cheryl's monotone voice, personality etc, suggests it's not her either. However Cheryl's hair was erratic last night, so I'll say it's her hair that's been on the sherbet dip dabs.

Gary Oldman on X Factor...

Cheryl Cole rocking some Dracula shit...See exhibit A:

Drunk! Tuna! Vomit!

Everybody loves this actress with the famous name. That’s why we’re sorry to report that she has a really big problem. Although she has been through rehab, she thinks she is mature enough now to drink in moderation. Wrong. According to some folks on the set of her new film, she has been getting falling-down drunk every night for the past few weeks. One especially bizarre episode last week started out with her drinking and begging the bartender repeatedly for a tuna sandwich to share with her “baby”. Every few minutes, she would lean over the bar, slurring her words. “Do you know my baby, baby, baby? Do you have some tuna fish for my baby, baby?” Turns out that her “baby” is her dog. She got so drunk that she wound up on the floor of the hotel bar, a bucket between her knees as she vomited. Gross.

Aaaah sorry to guess that this could be everybody's favourite screwed up former child star, Drew Barrymore. Everybody loves Drew. And she is currently filming Everybody Loves Whales. And she bought a new puppy in August. Bad news Drew if this is you, only because of the former (current?) alcohol problems. 

Mind you, I have been in this position too many times to recall. Had I just filmed a movie I'd have thought this blind was about me. 

Starlet on the Skids...

This seemingly sweet and fresh-faced young actress who can also sing is heading the way other troubled stars. After allegedly getting pregnant by a much older man and having a hush-hush abortion, the poor starlet can’t get over the whole affair and has turned to hard partying and drugs to forget. (BuzzFoto)


Take your pick from the Disney stable...Selena Gomez? Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly?


But I'd like to throw it out there and guess Dakota Fanning? She sang in the Runaways movie and is known (professionally) for being quite sweet. Oh I don't know...


Someone guessed Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl but she is HARDLY fresh faced. 

Fangs For The Memory..

I don't know if you will ever get the first person in this blind, but he is a celebrity. He is a gay actor/singer/and bff of one of the biggest A list female singers in the world right now. Anyway, a few years ago our celebrity was involved in a relationship with this A list movie actor. Not just a fling, but a real relationship. Not living together, but it was still a relationship. Anyway, it ended a few years ago after our A list actor went from mainly (with one exception) obscure small roles to international stardom. Our celebrity says there was so much pressure on the relationship from so many different people and agents and managers it just could not survive. (CDAN)


I am guessing Markus Molinari (google him - fits with the blind as not many people would know to guess him) for the actor/singer who in turn is BFF with Katy Perry. And the actor? I am guessing R Pattz. He went from a small role in Harry Potter to international stardom in Twihard. Rumours abound and I am pretty sure that his relationship with Kristen Stewart is a load of PR baloney. 

And Finally a Nerd...

The B/A list star who started in television and now is a big film actor is a gigantic fan of anime and loves cosplay. (Kind of appropriate since he was in a super hero movie.) He is terribly embarrassed by it and doesn’t want anyone to know, but goes to one or two conventions every year and poses with fans wearing a mask. 


I think this is sweet. I guess Shia LaBeouf, Ryan Reynolds or Seth Rogan.


After all the scat and casting couches this piece of gossip is like a fluffy kitten in an anime costume. 

Sleazeball With a Sheen!

This B+ television actor from a hit cable show almost got fired despite the fact he is the biggest star on the show. The reason? He grabbed the breast of the wife of the creator of the show. Twice. He claimed both times he was drunk and slipped.

It has to be the biggest sleaze on TV, Mr. Sheen and I'm not talking about Martin. He's right back to his best at the moment, snorting coke off a strippers labia! So this is a mere nothing as indiscretions go.

Unlikely Couple of The Moment

This rumored couple-of-the-moment isn’t really a couple. They’re actually just spending time together and rehearsing for an upcoming film in which they’re going to be playing a couple. But they are both popular celebrities – and they do look make a good-looking pair – so their time together will make for some really great photo ops. And while there is nothing romantic going on, don’t expect them to let up on the photo ops. They both have projects coming out, she enjoys the publicity, and he won’t say no to anything that diverts from rumors about him being gay (even though he is looking for a new boyfriend right now).


Too easy as Jake Gylenhaal and Taylor Swift have been seen out and about recently. Apart from the fact that she is like 12 years old, she is also Tinseltowns resident beard after recently escorting Taylor Lautner to various events. I ain't saying nuthin!


'But Jake went out with Reece Ditherspoon' I hear you cry. And your point is?


Below is allegedly Jake's real ex Austin Nichols. 

Casting Couch

This former almost A list female television actress and now a struggling C+ movie actress has been trying to get some good roles again. Her plan? She has been sleeping with different agents, producers and directors on an almost nightly basis.

And Jennifer Aniston picks herself off the casting couch to take the walk of shame home... No seriously, it could be: Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Debra Messing, Sarah Michelle-Geller (ha!)....any guesses?

No pictures. I looked up 'casting couch' in Google images and went very pink. Coupled with Googling 'scat' in my last post my search history looks VERY suspect. 

I'm Back With a Sh*t Story!

Gossip may not sleep, but hell I need to with a 4 month old baby!


So, after a week or so off, I've returned with this gross rumour:


Which American stud, known for having lots of famous girlfriends, is not very popular with the cleaning staff of his favourite Las Vegas haunt? He regularly brings multiple ladies back to his suite to indulge in his secret scat fetish. Yes that's right - the sheets the next morning are all covered in sheeeeeeet!!! 


Another side to this guy is that he has persuaded many ex girlfriends to go through with abortions, including (supposedly) his famous trashy ex. 


I've always wondered how this bloke got any girlfriends anyway. He's nowt special. 


Clue: He's not that famous in the UK but huge in the US.

So Macho!

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Which pop singer turned reality TV star, before cleaning her act up, was a big fan of receiving cocaine up her bum via a Bic pen casing? Aaah - the 80s - so tasteful!

Ha! I love how specific this is and that it was a Bic casing. Bit different from just chewing the end.

Allegedly Sinitta. 

Celeb Slept With Sister (Allegedly!!)

Which young famous black performer would be reeling if he knew the identity of his real father and of a girl he dated? The young man (who we’ll call Junior) was the product of an affair his mother had in the seventies with a talented married black celebrity (who we’ll call Senior). Although there was the occasional wicked whisper because Junior and Senior resemble each other physically and have similar triple-threat talents, neither Senior nor the woman ever told anyone that Senior was Junior’s father. They really thought they could keep things quiet, live separate lives, and carry the secret of Junior’s true ancestry to their graves. The situation changed when Senior learned that his daughter from his second marriage had begun dating Junior. Very alarmed and needing to intervene without divulging his paternity, Senior quickly inserted himself into the situation, became Junior’s friend and mentor, and forced the young couple to break up. It worked. Junior still doesn’t know that Senior - whom he greatly admires - is his real father, or that his former girlfriend - who was one of his earliest sexual partners - was his own half-sister.


Phew! After much muck raking on the net, this is allegedly Usher for the singer, Ben Vereen (Broadway star) for the secret pop and Karon Vereen for the sister/girlfriend. EEEEEK!

Juicy Blind Items.

This very famous actress is angry and loaded for bear. She’s been out of town, and during that time, her on-and-off SO has been cavorting with another woman, who is also a celebrity.

In the past, Actress actually used to be friendly with Other – although we don’t believe they have ever worked together professionally – and even hung out with her on several occasions. But at that time, Actress and SO were in a committed relationship, and Other was married to someone else and didn’t seem to pose much of a threat.

Well, Other is now single, and appears to be making her move on Actress’ SO. Actress and SO have already had several yelling matches on the phone, and once Actress is back in town, everyone is going to get read the riot act. If Other is smart, she will back off before things get ugly. (Blind Gossip)

This is good, this is very good. I will guess for Lindsay Lohan, Sam Ronson and CHRISTINA!!! Another reason for Lindsay to go and get high. Christina is definitely Sam Ronson's type. 

What young actress filming a remake is a gigantically lesbian person, delightfully enough? (Village Voice)

Michael K at D Listed thinks Rooney Mara from the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Hmmm. Is Kristen Stewart filming any remakes?

Which superstar's daughter annoyingly talks French to people who don't necessarily know French, repeating the same phrases whenever she doesn't want to really answer a question?  (Village Voice)

Lourdes of course. She attends the French Lycee school. 

Which ex child star who is now an adult star is, according to one professional who got close to her, "the biggest screaming bitch I've ever met"? (Village Voice)

Kristen Stewart (again!!!) or Dakota Fanning? Mind you I had Kristen down as a sulky bitch rather than a screaming one. However, could this be Macauley Culkin? I bet he is the BIGGEST bitch. 

Today Is Not A Happy Day...

Mr. C has gone up to the Big Al's in the sky aged 83. 

I Must Choose Another Divorce Cake...

After many years together, this celebrity couple – where one is more famous than the other – is breaking up. You probably can’t tell just by looking at them as they are still seen together. They make a concerted effort to say nice, supportive things about each other, and physically touch each other in public for photographs (Even though, according to one of them, “Being anywhere near him/her makes my flesh crawl.”) Why the public show of togetherness? Well, it’s not for the sake of the children. It’s for the sake of the money. There is no pre-nuptial in place, and one is pushing the other hard for control of specific shared assets. Why would the other party agree? So that their soon-to-be-ex will stay quiet about some of the scandalous things that have gone on during the time they have been together. (Blind Gossip)


POSH & BECKS!!!! Or SJP and Matthew Broderick. They look like a couple that cannot stand each other. Both couples have had quite scandalous private lives with both males having affairs and neither couple have a pre-nup. 


Of course I would LOVE this to be Stepford Wife and Tommy Boy. Got another few years on the contract though....

Ellen Almost Had A New Friend.

A well known female celebrity is/was planning on coming out. I was only saying a few posts ago that Hollywood needs more out and proud lesbians. 


A certain female television star was thisclose to coming out last week. She was quite distraught over the recent reports of gay students taking their lives and saw it as a great opportunity to set a good example for others. After discussions with her agent and manager, however, she canceled her meeting with a public relations expert. She is the star of a television show, and they convinced her that if she came out as a lesbian, she was risking not only her career, but those of the entire cast and crew of the show as well.


Pleeeeease be Christina Hendricks. Anyhow...


Shame that she was 'thisclose' to coming out. Damn girl, get a new agent! It's not the 1950's anymore and Hollywood needs to wise up. 


My guesses are Juliana Margulies (The Good Wife), Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie) and Kate Walsh (ex of Grey's Anatomy and now a star of Private Practice NOT that annoying toothy lass from the UK's Apprentice!).  Kate Walsh seems to be the internet favourite. 

Blind Item For The Day

Rumor has it that this singer who is experiencing financial trouble, has resorted to selling herself for A LOT of money. No GFE or PSE but straight forward, good old fashioned hooking!

Oh I dunno, but I had to look up GFE and PSE on the net. I am such a naive and simple soul. 


Exhibit A:


http://www.bvblackspin.com/2010/04/06/toni-braxton-irs/

Bill Murray Accepts Award Dressed As Venkman

All hail and rejoice for the gods of 80s classic movies delivered us Dr. Venkman for 2010.


Bill Murray, a man whom will always get a good write up on here despite his penchant for lunacy, collected an award for the meh so-so film Zombieland at the Scream Awards in LA, DRESSED AS A GHOSTBUSTER.


This is ALL I have ever wanted. A 60 + Ghostbuster hinting that his return to Ghostbusters 3 is very likely. Yep - Ghostbusters 3 is in production so be prepared for some 'new' Ghostbusting in 2012. I can see a grown up Oscar being played by Zac Efron or something (blahh). But I don't care because Bill rocks everything he is in!

Ain't No Other Man

I'm always complaining that there aren't enough out and proud lesbians in Hollywood, but just maybe there is a recently divorced girl in town ready to step up. 


And forget all notion of this being Courteney Cox-Arquette.


Sources, ie; some chick in a nightclub, are saying that Christina Aguilera's marriage has crashed and burned because she likes to pick up hot women and take them home (or sends her bodyguard to go and find some suitable girls). The source went on to say:


"The bodyguard told me it was an understanding within their marriage and that she brings girls home and Jordan’s okay with it. I ended up not pursuing anything with it because the situation just seemed so weird to me, but Christina was definitely looking to hook up. It’s funny because I had a couple girlfriends tell me that they were approached by Christina too. My understanding was that Jordan wasn’t involved when she brought girls home, so maybe the divorce is because Jordan’s jealousy got the best of him.”


Maybe Christina is more interesting than I gave her credit for. 

Black Rubber Sheets!!

A major Hollywood hunk linked to an A-List actress threatened a porn producer recently with a barrage of legal letters after finding out the porn producer had a video of himself, his actress lover and a 22-year-old Hollywood man engaging in a threesome. Who can it be?

Let's face it, this could be anyone in Hollywood, but internet gossip is claiming it to be Brad and Angelina, although I'd say they are a little more than 'linked'. What is funnier however was the rumour I found that they have made a home movie of themselves in nappies, rolling around in shit on black rubber sheets. Ha ha ha ha. I laughed so hard! I can totally see Angelina being game for that, but boring Brad? 

And for extra gossip, Angelina's alleged male lovers include Ralph Fiennes and the very married Bono. Terrible taste! Can't see Bono pulling off the nappies. I digress...

This blind could be ANYONE so I reserve judgment and quietly point a finger at Kate Hudson for the A list actress as rumours suggest this is right up her street.

Kate Moss Got Hitched

And somewhere Pete Doherty is crying in to his crack pipe...


A source has revealed that Kate Moss and Jamie Hince got married in secret on the 7th August. The small ceremony in Sicily was attended by only a few close friends and Moss's daughter Lila Grace.


“Minutes after tying the knot, the giggling newlyweds were outside the church, dancing under trees.”


That confirms what was eaten at the wedding breakfast then. Magic mushroom canape anyone?  


Continuing my recent theme I have found the perfect wedding cake for the happy couple:

STOP PRESS! My sources were smoking too much of the good stuff as Kate's agent says this is not true. 

Surely Not The Hamster?

Which titchy, irritating, married BBC presenter has so far managed to persuade one of the tabloids not to reveal his affair with a glamour model?

Could this be Richard Hammond of Top Gear? He is titchy and certainly irritating.

Brain Bleach

No, not as bad as the Morgan Freeman/granddaughter gossip. No amount of brain bleach will ever clean that story from my mind. 


No, this is the slightly funny image of Gavin Rossdale aka Mr. Gwen Stefani, having sexy times with 80s two bit pop star Marilyn. Apparently the two were an item back in the day when Rossdale was a (legal) teenager. I think they make a cute couple! And Marilyn isn't that far removed from Gwen, if you stand ten paces back and squint a bit. 

Ben Harper is an A** Hole

And the lamest reason for getting a divorce goes to: BEN HARPER.


After springing papers on Laura Dern, mother of his two children, Ben Harper's reasons for the surprise divorce were unclear. Now it's been revealed that he was simply 'bored'. Yeah, bored! He could've at least played some Wii, taken out the bins or something a little less drastic. Come on Ben there's always something to do. Or, crazy idea, come up with a better excuse than boredom. 


Harper has decided that he wants to hit the road with his band and meet some chicks. Can't he just do this in secret like any other self respecting, womanizing musician? 


Luckily I have found Laura Dern an even better divorce cake:

Don't Tell Xenu

An actress and actor couple – have been arguing a lot in the past week or so. She is only obligated to make public appearances with him approximately once per month for a “date night” plus once per month for a “family photo”, and is annoyed that he is asking more of her. Since she has agreed to attend a movie premiere with him, she is totally balking at attending an awards show together in the very near future (she is also determined not to be present at events where he is going to play the fool). By the way, if she looks healthier and happier lately, it’s because she is. She is not afraid of him anymore, she can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and she is determined to come out of this divorce on top.

Stepford Wife is rubbing her hands in glee at the thought of escaping her contract. She can see the light at the end of the tunnel because Suri has finished digging it.

Unpleasant Dinner Guest

This 'blind' is a little old, but worth a posting:

Ben Kingsley told a story on The View a while back about an unpleasant dinner he had at the home of a Hollywood actor: “There are times when I wish I could have said or done something differently. [For example] The last time I was here, there was an old Hollywood actor who invited me back to his home. He was with his aging German girlfriend. I was instantly nervous around her. During the meal, she said ‘Are you Jewish?’. And I said ‘No as a matter of fact, I’m half Indian and half English.’ And she said ”Oh my god, that’s even worse.’ [audience gasps] So, I did not drop my knife and fork and say ‘F* you’. I stayed in a state of rage throughout the dinner. Why? Because everything happens for a reason. And now here I am with you and [pointing at the camera] if you’re still around, you racist old witch…[gesturing to The View panel] these girls have now heard it, and you know who you are! You know who you are!”

So an old Hollywood actor dates a racist old hag? Nasty business, but this is allegedly Robert Redford and his German born wife Sybille. Maybe they have regular dinners with Sandra Bullocks ex Jesse James, he of the infamous Nazi salute pictures?

What a Dip Shit!

In Dip Shit news, David Arquette tries to win back Courtney Cox-Arquette's heart.

Take notes if your relationship is hanging by a thread, because here is a regular gent straight out of Jane frikkin Austin.


Arquette, so distraught at losing wifey called in to that well know agony uncle HOWARD STERN. He of the refined and respected relationship advice line the Howard Stern Show.


David dishes that he hasn't slept with Courtney for 4 months and that yeah, he probably did bone some waitress maybe once of twice and it made him feel LIKE A MAN. He then proclaimed that Courtney is emotionally very close to her Cougar Town co-star Mr. Blah blah meh. Then he really cranked it up a notch by saying that Courtney feels like a sad old hag next him and that bothers her greatly (or words to that effect). BTW: The waitress, Jasmine Waltz (who sounds like she should be a dancer from Strictly) is a regular star f*cker but she did smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth, so let's give her that. 


But don't worry gang - David feels that they will get back together.


Yeah and if I were Courtney I'd be filing those papers right now and ordering my awesome Divorce cake. 


Here is David with a plate of turds:

Season of D.I.V.O.R.C.E

Get singing some Tammy Wynette - it's divorce season in Hollywood.


A million blind items are answered as not only do Courtney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette seperate, but Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have announced they are to split after 5 years of marriage and a 2 year old son. 


Now the peachy perfect couple of Laura Dern and Ben Harper have announced divorce. Well, HE has announced divorce. Poor old Dern was reportedly happy as larry, with no inkling of trouble in paradise. Harper dropped those divorce papers in her lap only a few days ago, citing irreconcilable differences and Dern is said to be 'devastated'. I smell something shitty here. Everyone knows that you don't blind side divorce someone unless you have found yourself a new piece. And ding ding, there answers some more recent blind items. 


Good grief. Who is next? We all know that Stepford Katie Holmes is looking at these couples with sheer jealousy but her contract states she can't divorce Tommy Boy. Not for like 10 years! Damn! It's ok, Suri is hatching an escape plan in her mother ship. 


Looking on the bright side, they can all order the below, tasteful, divorce cake.

Cokey Kate?

No not THAT Kate. What would be shocking about that?


Never one to really do drugs, this A list movie actress has started doing a lot of coke with a new group of friends.


I'll guess Winslet. She's met a new man who is a model (and you know what these fashion types are like!) and she's got herself a whole new fun group of friends after being married to Mr. Serious Director. Bah - blinds like this are no fun. If I had a £1 for every 'actress who takes drugs' blind I'd be raking in as much as they do in the movies. 

Spoiled Little Cow

This daughter of a family with multiple famous names involved recently had a birthday party. Sweet and wholesome, right? Not really. The family asked a designer that the girl favored two types of donations: several custom dresses for the birthday girl to wear at the party, as well as personalized swag bag gifts for over 100 guests. The designer and staff started working overtime to produce several custom dresses and the swag. When the birthday girl entered the room where the designer had set up all of the dresses and other items, she threw a hissy fit, told the designer that she and her friends weren’t going to wear any of this ugly *, and walked out. The mother was mortified and apologized over and over again to the designer, but the damage was done. Oh, and the mother was drinking during this little episode. And we’re not talking milk.


A few names are being put forward for this. Really, is it that surprising? I've seen worse behavior on Sweet Sixteen.


However I guess Miley Cyrus or one of the Willis girls. Miley appeared in a Got Milk ad in the States which would tie in with this blind. You just know that Miley is going to be one spoiled moo. 

Scream If You Want a Divorce!

Which Hollywood couple have an understanding? She can sleep with her co-star and he can keep his own harem of girls. One half of this couple was/is a big TV star and the other a C - movie star with a family name.


I vote for (and in fact know) that allegedly this is Courtney Cox-Arquette and her simple in the head husband David Arquette. The couple recently announced that they are taking a break from each other after 11 years of marriage (that's like a ruby wedding anniversary in Hollywood). Maybe Courtney is sick of David's shirts and David is sick of humping on a bag of twigs?


And the co-star is some Z lister she works with on Cougar Town. Watched it? Nah, no one has.


It's a shame, but if you are going to insist on having affairs within marriage then the fact is you might just realise that the grass IS greener. Isn't that right Brad? Ashton? 

Good Morning Campers!

Which gay breakfast TV bloke pretends to be straight - even going so far as wearing a wedding ring - which wouldn't really be particularly newsworthy, except he's decided to start slagging off other celebs on Twitter for being in the closet. (Popbitch).

Bill Turnbull of BBC Breakfast has always set my gaydar off a beepin'. Off to search the web to see if he has a Twitter account.

ED's NOTE: Just had a wee look and yes he does have a Twitter but the more likely answer to this blind is BBC's Phil Lavelle, although I don't think he is particularly in the closet! Can't think of anyone else

Rent...

Whooooah. Just had to put the following blind up that I found in the dark recesses of the net. It made my jaw drop a little. 


Which short Hollywood action star was a rent boy way back when? He contracted syphilis, which he didn't treat and it made him act a little loopy over the years. Perhaps one of the reasons he hasn't had children conventionally. 

Hollywood Babylon - It's Back!

Thank god most of those concerned are dead as this is salacious :)


That smutty series of books that are Hollywood Babylon are back. 


Latest revelations are:


Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald Reagan, Marilyn also had a tryst with Joan Crawford but refused to make it an ongoing affair. James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy in the early 1950s. Lucille Ball launched herself into show business as a hooker, and her husband Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero. Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson, Lance Reventlow and Errol Flynn also indulged in some incest. And this, by the way, is only the tip of the iceberg. 


That's it, my order is in with Amazon!

Cheatin' Hearts

I have been avoiding posting this as generally I will only post those bits of gossip that I find mildly interesting and the whole 'Ashton Kutcher is allegedly cheating on Demi Moore' thing was a bit booooring. Only because we know OF COURSE HE ALLEGEDLY, POSSIBLY IS. Ashton is a total litigation whore, so you have to be careful. 


As I don't follow Twitter I'm not up to speed on every second of this mans life so I'll keep it brief.


One of his alleged mistresses, whose name I can't even be bothered to look up (think one step up on the ladder of class in comparison to a Tiger Woods trick), has gone to the press (SHOCK) to say that Ashton did the deed on his and Demi's sofa with her. Well at least he had the decency not to take her to the marital bed, but I'm thinking he lives in a mansion with a gazillion bedrooms, but whatever...I digress. The girl claims that Ashton told her that he and Demi have an 'open' relationship' but Demi might be mad as he wasn't sharing this girl with her. YES Demi likes a bit of lady love apparently and the couple ALLEGEDLY enjoy threesomes. This may be true, but watch out Demi your open relationship may end up going the way of this next Hollywood couple:


They were the new golden couple, a movie star and a TV friend, but behind the scenes they liked to keep things interesting by indulging in an 'open' relationship'. The female of this couple wasn't hugely keen on the idea, but the male had been conducting his very own open style relationship anyway, so she thought she'd play along. The only rule was DONT FALL FOR ANYONE. The female had an affair with a pop star turned actor on a musically related film, while the male got to sneak around with the worlds most desirable woman. The problem was the male fell hard and fast and the rest is history. That's what the female can never forgive, not the actual cheating. 

Two for Travolta

There was a party recently to celebrate the imminent arrival. So he took the opportunity to get dressed up, full lady costume, with his male friends, and sing and dance and flail about, and let the real him fly for a change, at least the afternoon, just like in the movies, while his expectant wife looked on… or away, I guess, depends how you see it. They say he feels free in character, this particular character. But it wasn’t an open invitation for everyone. These curious affairs never are. Even the wait staff was required to have come off the same space ship. Like mandatory. While he would have preferred tall, dark, and handsome too, in this respect, at least lately, she’s been able to overrule him. Impulse control, however, has never been his strength. He’s been on a very, very short leash. (Lainey Gossip)

Edna Turnblad aka The Spa Crawler.

You’ll be delighted to hear that this celebrity is having just the easiest pregnancy ever! No morning sickness, no swollen feet, and lots of energy. It is truly amazing how much easier pregnancy is when you don’t actually have to carry the baby. Anyone happen to catch her in a bathing suit this summer? Of course not. In other news, she has just upgraded to the largest size belly bump for the last trimester. It is big, and she’s finding it uncomfortable to wear, so don’t expect to see her out and about more than once or twice in the next few weeks. (Blind Gossip)

We've touched on this before haven't we Mrs. T?